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Sardineville's Team

Founder & Publisher
Bea By Line
​Bea follows the records, asks the questions, and finds out what’s really swimming beneath the surface in Sardineville. Armed with a pencil, a magnifying glass, and healthy curiosity, she believes ordinary sardines deserve understandable facts.​
​“Nothing to see? Hold my pencil.”
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Director of Delay
Maybe Mabel
Mabel listens, watches, and usually knows exactly what's going on around The Ville. Getting a straight answer is another matter. Ask Mabel what she knows and you'll get the look, the pause, and her official response:
“Hmmm… maybe.”
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Junior Correspondent | Co-Founder, Sardineville Outfitters
Fin Finley
Finn covers what’s happening around The Ville while helping run Sardineville Outfitters. He considers himself the sensible Tinley—which mostly means he’s the one holding the notebook when everything goes sideways.
“I’m writing this down.”

Field Correspondent | Co-Founder, Sardineville Outfitters
Tide Finley
Tide has a remarkable ability to end up exactly where someone hoped he wouldn’t. He covers The Ville, helps run the Outfitters, and considers a magnifying glass sufficient authorization to investigate almost anything.
“Found it!”

Community Correspondent | Co-Founder, Sardineville Outfitters
Pearl Finley
Pearl notices everything—the new sign, the missing tree, the grown-up whispering in the corner, and whether Tide is about to cause a problem. She covers life around The Ville and helps keep Sardineville Outfitters a fashion house!
“Oh, I saw that.”

Senior Correspondent | Dave's Nuggets Report
Hurrican Dave
Hurricane Dave has been around long enough to recognize hogwash before it finishes the sentence. Armed with his pickaxe and very little patience, he digs through bureaucracy, development, and whatever else is piling up around The Ville.
“Keep digging. There’s always another nugget.”

Data Center Watchdog | Citizen Correspondent
WATT FISHER
Watt keeps an eye on data centers and what they could mean for The Ville.
Concerned about data centers? Join Watt’s group at the Citizen’s Desk.

Data Center Advocate | Diamond Enthusiast
ADA AMP
Ada Amp loves two things: data centers and diamonds. She's convinced there's room in Sardineville for both—and she has absolutely no intention of whispering about it.
Smart, polished, and gloriously pro-power, Ada is ready to make her case.
Walter may need his whistle.

Data Center Referee | Keeper of the Whistle
WALTER CURRENT
Walter Current stands between arch-rivals Ada Amp and Watt Fisher, trying to keep the sparks, eye rolls, and occasional electrical surges under control.
Think you can handle the showdown? Join Walter, Ada & Watt in the Data Center group at the Citizen’s Desk.

Sardineville’s Resident Bad Boys
MACK & REX MACKEREL
Mack and Rex live for trouble. If Finn, Pearl, and Tide have a plan, these two have a plan to wreck the plan—and they’re usually way too pleased with themselves.
“Yeah. They’re easy.”
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